14hourlunchbreak's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 1,890 (From 363 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 30,730 Points

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/2/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/2/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Story Easy Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Normal Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute Unlocked 9/2/09
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 9/16 (150/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

DownForwardPunch Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 4/30/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
Evil Dead Unlocked 5/1/09
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points
Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... Unlocked 5/30/09
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty Unlocked 5/30/09
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control Unlocked 5/1/09
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
UberPWNT Unlocked 5/1/09
50 Points
Shut down the UberBot.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 11/14 (215/415 points)

Darnell: Wrath of God

Doomsday Unlocked 5/24/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Savior 25 Points Beat the game
I am God 50 Points Beat the game without taking damage

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/80 points)

Defend Your Trump

Claw Crusher Unlocked 2/4/12
5 Points
Beat the first boss.
Double Defense Unlocked 2/5/12
5 Points
Beat the second boss.
Young Trump 5 Points Beat Classic mode.
Triumphant Trump 10 Points Beat the game.
Trumped-Up 25 Points Beat the game with at least $100B left.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/2/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Depict1

Believe Me Unlocked 8/21/10
5 Points
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Truth Unlocked 8/21/10
5 Points
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge Unlocked 8/21/10
10 Points
Use the button to create a bridge.
Idiot Unlocked 8/21/10
25 Points
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith Unlocked 8/21/10
25 Points
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me Unlocked 8/21/10
25 Points
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Trapped Forever Unlocked 8/21/10
50 Points
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Immortal 5 Points Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Save Us 25 Points Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Free 100 Points Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Medals Earned: 7/10 (145/275 points)

Deterministic Dungeon

Field Journalist Unlocked 5/9/16
5 Points
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Nooks and Crannies 10 Points Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
You Shall Not Pass 25 Points Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Bartering Beast 50 Points Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Totem Totalitarian 50 Points Earn all 5 totems
Deterministic Demon 100 Points Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)

Die Hipster!

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World Unlocked 4/10/15
5 Points
well! what is it!
08 Artistic Potential Unlocked 4/10/15
5 Points
prostration
01 The Final Elbows 5 Points well! what it is!
03 ePolaroid 5 Points *looks skyward*
04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points *points down*
05 Billbored 5 Points praise the sun!
06 Endgame 5 Points *proper bow*
07 Moustache Man 5 Points r1 r1 r1 r1
09 Hitmen 5 Points roll bs roll bs roll bs
10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points impossibru!
010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 010 dies lol
020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 020 dies
030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 030 dies
040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 040 dies
050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 050 dies
060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points 060 dies
070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 070 dies
080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points 080 dies
090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 090 dies
100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points 100 dies omgwtf

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

Discount Mayonnaise

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/27/11
10 Points
Beat the first world
Deformed Cactus 5 Points It's a secret!
Skeleton Suit 5 Points Don't tell anyone!
Dedicated 10 Points Kill everyone in level 7
Deep Fried 10 Points Beat the second world
Found a Bug 10 Points Beat the third world
Saved by the Elevator 10 Points Barely reach the exit
Amateur Surgeon 25 Points Beat the boss
Armed to the Teeh 25 Points Own every gun
Playing With Fire 25 Points Stay close to the worm
I'M THE KING 50 Points Buy the SUPERTHING
Moneymaker 50 Points Collect all the coins
I'M THE BOSS 100 Points Beat the worm levels and secret level without using the acid-walk boots

Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/335 points)

Discwheel

10 Second Survivor Unlocked 1/26/21
5 Points
Survive the Disk Wheel for 10 seconds
A little off the top Unlocked 1/26/21
5 Points
Die in Discwheel
30 Second Survivor Unlocked 1/26/21
25 Points
Survive the Disc Wheel for 30 seconds
Disc Champion 100 Points Survive the Disc Wheel for OVER A MINUTE
Close shave Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Disc Persistence Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beat the dev Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/235 points)