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14hourlunchbreak
Kevin Bacon.

Will @14hourlunchbreak

Age 27, Male

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New York, New York

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BRAND NEW REVOLUTIONARY GAME

Posted by 14hourlunchbreak - April 8th, 2015


Here at 14hourlunchbreak Industries™ we've used market analysis and months of dedicated research to figure out what the next big success will be. Our complicated mathematical formula, including math and trends and numbers that go viral, has concluded that Hand Grower HD™ will be the most successful piece of internet content to date. We're expecting to go global in under 24 hours.

What do kids enjoy playing on the internet, they like playing GAMES on the internet. GAMES with BUTTONS. BUTTONS with WORDS. Little cartoon men with HANDS. These little men speak WORDS at YOU the player. The HANDS get BIGGER as you PRESS the BUTTONS.

These are the exact words our formula spit out after over a decade of analysis. These were the only instructions we had to make HAND GROWER HD™.

Enjoy.

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Comments

Woo ! Thats hard analysis!

No soft analysis here, no sir.

Hey, I think there is one and only one problem with this masterpiece. What's the point of having big hands without a big dick? Please add another option to raise my dick's size then this game will be perfect. Thank.

Well yeah, gotta leave something for the DLC. Only 200 Grounds Gold.

I would greatly love a "balls grower"

Soon mi amore