... that say there's no point to life. That there is no truth in life and that we're all just little specs of dust on the dusty book of life. That isn't true.

Here is what you should do with your life:

Age 0: Born

Age 1-21: Live life to the fullest for about 21 years

Age 21-24: Drink and Party!

Age 25: Do something revolutionary or amazing

Age 26-40: Take in all the fame and maybe squeeze some fortune out of it

Age 40: Write a biography about yourself

Age 41-50: Own your own FM radio show where you talk about old people stuff

Age 51-80: Do old people stuff and make apple pies for ruffians to steal off your windowsills.

Age 80-Death: Get bad eye sight, stay inside all day, posting on the NG BBS. Oh and yell at kids to get off your lawn.

Age Death: Wait? There's an age of DEATH? Cool. Anyway, Die.

Age -1: Reincarnate Yourself. Nobody want's to do it for you!

Age 0: Repeat from step 1

So that pretty much sums it up. Whenever your feeling down or emo, just follow these simple steps and become rich and famous when you grow up!